Deep
down, we all envy those charming, simple people to our north. While we
Americans spread out around the world getting in all sorts of trouble,
those carefree Canadians just go about their happy lives -- trout
fishing, snowshoeing, and chugging down maple syrup.

If
you've ever wondered what it actually feels like to be Canadian, here's
an amazing opportunity. "Look and Feel Canadian Instantly Breath Spray"
allows you to experience the essence of Canada firsthand! Just close
your eyes and spray a little of this peppermint-flavored miracle into
your mouth. In your mind, you'll see the snow capped mountains of 
Saskatchewan, you'll hear the rushing streams of  Edmonton, you'll
smell the pungent moose droppings of Manitoba.

Of
course, once you open your eyes, you'll be back in the U.S.A. But the
lingering peppermint flavor will remind you of the time you were almost
a Canadian. And for the rest of your life, you'll find plaid shirts
just a little less annoying.